Words: A Language All Their Own

Does it bug you when you hear some pronounce a word incorrectly? Or even worse use a word that isn’t even a word at all? I have tried to compile a list of words and phrases that I have heard throughout my life that make me want to run head first into a jagged rock wall every time I hear them spoken. Now, I realize I’m probably just scraping the tip of the iceberg here, and I’m pretty sure, I’ve been guilty of using a few of these myself, but over time, I have made a conscious (not conscience) effort to correct my languid language ways.

Words that aren’t even words

Irregardless vs. Regardless
It never fails. People use IRREGARDLESS all the time when the correct word is REGARDLESS. I’m not sure where this came from, but some say it’s a combination of the words IRRESPECTIVE and REGARDLESS.

Acrossed vs. Across
Unfortunately, my mother is guilty of this one. She’ll say something like, “He walked ACROSSED the street,” and I cringe every time I hear it. Yes, he CROSSED the street, but he did it by walking ACROSS it. I once heard a baseball announcer on the radio say, “He throws the ball ACROSSED the diamond.” I almost fell out of my chair.

Theirselves vs. Themselves
There is no such word as THEIRSELVES, and you certainly can’t spell it THEIRSELFS; it’s THEMSELVES. I heard a former professional football coach always use this word and HISSELF in his weekly press conferences. Couldn’t their PR person work with him a little bit to make him look a bit smarter?

Hisself vs. Himself
See above. Again, HISSELF isn’t a word, and the correct usage is HIMSELF.

Alot vs. A lot
I see this one a lot. Many people believe ALOT is a word, and guess what? It isn’t. There is the word allot, which means to divide or distribute by share or portion. Next time, just put a space between the A and LOT.

Ain’t vs. Isn’t
AIN’T is the alleged contraction of AM NOT; however the correct grammatical contraction is ISN’T. There has been a lot (not ALOT) of debate about its origin and its usage over the generations. While its use is still accepted today, it’s still widely accepted as incorrect. During the nineteenth century, AIN’T fell under attack, and its use was condemned as a vulgarism — a part of speech used by the lower classes. Say it AIN’T so, Joe!

Pronunciate vs. Pronunciation
When speaking correctly and clearly, we want to annunciate our words, and we do that by PRONUNCIATION. People have been guilty of using the word pronunciate, a combination of annunciate and PRONUNCIATION.

Heighth vs. Height
When measuring how tall something is, we are measuring its HEIGHT. Again, many people will say HEIGHTH. It’s a common mistake they make because they are so used to saying length and width.

Supposedly vs. Supposively and Supposably
This one is easy to correct. If you say to yourself, “I’m supposed to go to the store,” then by adding an LY to the word SUPPOSED, you’ll never fail in saying this word. But there are still people out there that say SUPPOSIVELY and SUPPOSABLY for some reason.

False phrases

Center around vs. Center on
I see this quite a bit, especially in sports writing. To me both seem physically impossible to do; however, the correct phrase is CENTER ON. You can’t CENTER AROUND something.

One way or the nother
I don’t hear this one all that often, but there are people that have said it, and it’s grinding to hear since NOTHER isn’t a word. The more commonly used un-phrase, if you will, is the next one.

A whole nother
All right, I’m guilty of this one, so it makes me more tolerant when I hear others say it. But I am now much more aware when I catch myself beginning to say something like, “We have a WHOLE NOTHER dozen Easter eggs to color.” The correct phrase should be “We have ANOTHER dozen Easter eggs to color.”

Hot water heater vs. Water heater
I just threw this one in for fun. There really is no such thing as a HOT WATER HEATER, but people say it all the time, especially the ones that sell them. You can’t really heat up hot water now can you?

I could care less vs. I couldn’t care less
If you say, “I COULD CARE LESS” about something, doesn’t that really mean you care a lot about it? What you want to say is, “I COULDN’T CARE LESS.” It means you don’t care and you couldn’t care any less than you already do…or don’t.

Misused words

Their, There and They’re
THEIR is a pronoun and is a form of the possessive case of THEY.
That is THEIR house.

THERE is an adverb meaning in or at that place.
The house is over THERE.

THEY’RE is a contraction for the words THEY ARE.
THEY’RE coming to our house.

Your and You’re
YOUR is a pronoun and is a form of the possessive case of YOU.
Is that YOUR pen?

YOU’RE is a contraction for the words YOU ARE.
YOU’RE using my pen.

Its and It’s
ITS is a pronoun and is the possessive form of IT.
The clock was running slow because ITS batteries were old.

IT’S is the contraction for the words IT IS.
IT’S getting late.